Because it has stolen the ultra-super-secret time travel spell and now wants to try it out with the reader. But of course, the reader must first prove that they have enough courage to face the dangers and challenges of the future, present, and past. Additionally, they must find a way to tempt the super well-behaved bore Perfecto from the future into the taste of evil. But that's not so easy when the time police are already on your tail and the time wolf is nibbling on the little evil book.