All children go to the cemetery. Except for Hagen, who is carried. If this rhyme is completely new to you, then you are no longer an elementary school child and don't have one in your household either. Everyone else knows: These rhymes are the most beautiful children's folklore and are passed down from one generation of students to the next on playgrounds. It's about time that this turned into a children's book! What has emerged is a refreshingly wicked and absurdly illustrated ABC of schadenfreude. The ABC book for well-rested beginner readers in a mini edition!.